How to make a woman happy

I found this article on FB. Kelakar, tapi siyesly betul. Tak tipu. It is so true. Baca dulu yep.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician (camne nak tukar lampu yang terbakar itam tu eh?)
9. a plumber (alamak, paip bocor! emm, nak kene ganti yang mana pulak..)
10. a mechanic ( kete mati tepi jalan, panikkkk! )
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly (no need to be that regular, yang penting honest lah)
45. Go shopping with her (this is a MUST!)
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls (OF course!)

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —

Actually, takde la susah sangat nak buat pompuan happy. Sometimes, dengan bende sekecik-kecik alam pun pompuan boleh happy, asal terharu je happy. Kadang-kadang, kami bukan nak yang perfect sangat, as long as ada usaha ke arah tu.hihi. Ececeh. Tadi cakap tak susah, ni rasa macam susah pulak kan. Dasar lelaki, memang malas berusaha ke arah yang mereka tak minat. Jangan lah nak dipaksa, kelak bergaduh baling pinggan mangkuk la jawabnya. Yang penting, kena memahami each other. Why do woman need man as their chef? Owh, kami kadang-kadang penat, pergi balik kerja, 7 hari seminggu pagi sampai malam, penat cabut gigi orang. Sebenarnya, kami still lagi ada kekuatan 'superpower' untuk masak, tapi nak juga rasa air tangan suami, manja-manja gitew. Kan pompuan kan?? 

till then. XOXO